EP Flash: One Million Years B.F.E.
Published by SFEley on 14 Feb 2006 at 2:51 am.
8 Comments.
Filed under Flash, Podcasts, Rated G.
By Merrie Haskell.
Read by Deborah Green.
Am determined to become strong, lithe, deadly, noble cave-woman type figure, √° la Ayla of Clan of the Cave Bear. I will fashion stone tools, hunt and gather food and live pristine, pure life of Homo Erectus-type person–at one with nature. Ah. Air is so fresh. Quite lovely.
Rated G. Contains ignoble savagery and predomestic strife.
J. R. DeRego on 15 Feb 2006 at 8:11 am: 1
Hi Steve,
FYI - This one isn’t downloading through iTunes.
D. Green on 17 Feb 2006 at 2:35 am: 2
Laughed. A lot.
Brad P. from NJ on 17 Feb 2006 at 9:54 am: 3
This is great stuff… perfect for the codependent hyena-loving soft scientist in all of us.
Hy-sterical.
Jay on 18 Feb 2006 at 12:45 pm: 4
This piece was wonderfully written and expertly read. The best flash fiction I’ve heard here and that’s saying something.
Thanks Merrie, Deborah & Steve!
Jeremiah on 9 May 2006 at 8:57 am: 5
Great story! I love inner-dialogue type things.
Kate on 9 May 2006 at 10:15 pm: 6
As an anthropologist with more than 6 months intensive training, I was hooting through this.
Still, what did she do to try to fix Philmore??????
Harris on 18 Oct 2007 at 2:35 pm: 7
A bit weak, but good
BionicValkyrie on 2 Apr 2008 at 7:41 pm: 8
Very fun to hear. And you got a link from my sis-in-law after I told her about it – http://archaeology.about.com/b/2008/04/01/1000000-years-bfe-exiled-to-the-pleistocene.htm